Super-Limerick Contest

These must be written in the same day the blog was read to qualify. Contest will run until September, 30th. Judging will be done by a board of qualified limerick professionals. The winner will have his or her limerick posted as the Blog-of-the-day on a nationally syndicated blog. Following is a sample limerick. All posts must be better than this shabby limerick if posters don't want them deleted by the uber-moderator. *Keep these PG or G.

There once was a contest for bloggers,
who wanted to all become loggers.
they went into the trees,
they came out begging please,
and ran straight back home to compuggers.